No personal business on company pond.

  • Me:: Ugh, I'm ready for a break. You know what I mean?
  • Kayla:: You mean like going to Disneyland? Like you did just a few weeks ago?
giraffepoliceforce:

theonion:

Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years

My editor won’t let any of the characters swear. Which is sometimes difficult because Ron is definitely a boy who would swear.

That’s the one! Which internship did you do? I have no idea what to expect work-wise.

That’s the one! Which internship did you do? I have no idea what to expect work-wise.

Yes, Anne, I thought of you! I really hope it works out!

Yes, Anne, I thought of you! I really hope it works out!

New Life Plan: New York

Since I started high school I had a “life plan” for myself. At the time I wrote it, it included doing a college program at Disney World, going to BYU and BYU Hawaii, and serving a mission. Now that I’ve done all of those things the only thing I had to look forward to was graduation.

However, I have one thing I recently added to my life plan: completing an internship next spring in New York! I apply October 24th, and find out if I got in November 24th. If I get an internship, I’ll be living in Morningside Heights starting April 26th.

It’s technically only for spring but past participants have been asked to stay on for summer and then there’s potential for being hired on to stay longer! All of my older siblings have lived in New York at some time or another, and it feels like a rite of passage for me to go as well.

Wish me luck!

girilla-warfare:

Are you kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

WHAT IS THIS SPORT THIS IS REAL TALENT

girilla-warfare:

Are you kidding me

People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

WHAT IS THIS SPORT THIS IS REAL TALENT

(Source: radissonclaire)

Call me opportunistic, I just thought I could get better people, with less competition, because we were willing to understand the skills and capabilities that these women had. There is a great arbitrage there, we would give them more responsibility and greater share of the rewards, than they were likely to get anywhere else and that was still somewhat cheaper to what we would have had to pay for someone less good for someone of a different gender.

hopalonghales:

"F**k you and your false patriotism".

(Source: sandandglass)

Rewatching An Idiot Abroad is not a mistake.

(Source: bitterfly)

(Source: cassabian)

sisters, man.

sisters, man.