No personal business on company pond.

Don’t touch me!

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Mindy Kaling on Howard Stern, 9.15.14
(58:50, 1:04:58)

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I love John Oliver.

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thiscozyskull:

Lovely weekend!!!

  • Took Friday off to meet my new nephew, Riley Wilde! Whopping 8 pounds, 20 inches long. 
  • Lunch in Koreatown with Tumblr friends hannahhurtful and skylerelizabeth ! Followed by soothing refreshments at the Farmer’s Market on 3rd and Fairfax and then Ghostbusters screening at the Arclight Dome. Hannah and Skyler were lovely and funny and kind. I’m always nervous meeting people from the internet, especially since I’m shyer and more softspoken in real life than I am on here, but it’s been a great experience so far! Thanks for meeting up with me!
  • Hiked to the Hollywood sign for the first time ever and it was miserable. At least we started at 6:45 in the morning and no direct sun just yet, but by the time we got to the top it was in the 90s. God I’m in such bad shape. I wanted to turn back so many times, but my friend (who is also a trainer) kept pushing me to not give up. Wanted to throw her over the Hollywood sign once we reached the top. Swell view though, and I would definitely do it again now that I know the paths to take.
  • The Goonies outdoor screening at my director’s house! I made peanut butter butterscotch oatmeal cookies from johnettelopuszynskibakes and they were such a hit!! Thanks for the recipe!

Thanks for hanging out with us, Elaine!! I’m so glad we were able to meet! 

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

njsnowwhite:

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

njsnowwhite:

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

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moiapres said: *screeches at the anon for calling the garment 'magic underwear'* The yarmulke is not a magic hat. The Islamic hijab, burqa, etc., are not magic headscarves or veils. The white collar of priests is not a magic collar. The robes of monks are not magic robes. The Pope's vestments are not magic. The garment is not "magic underwear". Like all the other religious garbs I've just described, the garment is a physical reminder of covenants, and the journey to become spiritually sanctified.

latter-day-blank:

Somehow the fact that our garmets are not created as a public reminder leaves it up for debate. But garmets are not on trial for the anti-Mormon public. They are personal reminders that do not apply them.

this convert just gets it

homosexual-titan:

this is my favourite version you cant stop me

so much spookier

melody-of-the-sea:

I think most of their paycheck went to fixing the set

In a very ridiculous way, I was thinking that I had control over when my baby was going to come… on Friday night he decided he wanted to start coming and he wanted to get there by Saturday, and so I texted Mike Shoemaker and Seth in the middle of the night and said, “I’m not going to make the show tomorrow.” From what I understand, it was really exciting because everyone had these fill-ins for my parts. Elisabeth Moss filled in for herself in a “Mad Men” sketch, and she met Fred Armisen that night, and a year later, on my son’s birthday, they were married. That was also the night where Seth had to do “Update” for the first time, and I held my newborn son in my arms as I watched Maya and Kenan sing a song to me and him. Seth tapped on the “Update” desk, which he does now pretty regularly out of a lovely habit, and I felt it was really one of those really incredibly moving moments where all these moments in my life were happening at the same time and I felt my heart crack open.

It was just love with a capital L all over there. Getting it, receiving it, feeling it, seeing this little person, my first son, and seeing the people I loved so much at my job. It felt very real to me and it is very real to me. I treasure the love and relationships that I have there and continue to have because of that job.

Amy Poehler, from the updated version of “Live From New York”. (via elizabethtinafeys)

jamieaustintaylor:

latter-day-blank:

jamieaustintaylor:

I officially have a Baptism date, October 4th. I feel so sure about it. 

I just gasped during our movie at FHE and scared everybody. I’m almost emotional and I am so happy and stunned for you at the power of your faith already.

Now I’ll tell you what so many told me. There will be plenty who will try to detract you from the truth and from the Church in the defense that they “want what’s best for you.” Do not abandon the evidences you receive. Because the Spirit has never lied to you.

You are so, so awesome, man.

Thank you so much! Yeah there has already been an incredible amount of opposition from people, but I feel so sure about the Church. I think of Mosiah 5:2

"And they all cried with one voice, saying: Yea, we believe all the words which thou hast spoken unto us; and also, we know of their surety and truth, because of the Spirit of the Lord Omnipotent, which has wrought a mighty change in us, or in our hearts, that we have no more disposition to do evil, but to do good continually.”

and I know that the Church is true because of the way it has changed my heart.

I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro.

Chris Pratt, responding to “What if you could tell your nine-year-old self, “One day, you’ll be starring in a film based on these comics you love?” - Rolling Stone, Issue 1215. (via captainsassmerica)

Today’s song in the head.